Simon and Friendy are back! Following a sensational New York season, the ancient art of genital origami returns.


The ancient of art of genital origami..... hmm!

Don't get too impressed and arty 'cus it's basically two men stark naked, yanking, pulling and stretching their foreskins and testicles

Cock and Ball story....?..... Well yes actually.

Typical of what Edinburgh's got to offer, I hear you cry. Well that's where it started, but it's toured all over the country, where the local councils have allowed it and even ended up in the West End. I can't wait for Lloyd Webber's next collaboration, "Jesus Christ, they've got their knobs out"

What an amazing pass time in Australian pubs, where this theatre of sort originated from, it puts our dominoes to shame really doesn't it!

When I interviewed the unashamed duo a couple of years ago, I said "Under the circumstances I won't shake your hand", when we finished talking. "It's alright mate" Simon cried, "I haven't had me cock out yet"!!!

Great for a hen night.....but don't take the easily offended!